im currently using windows 11 on msi gf63 laptop. if i used linux i would use ubuntu,bec it seems like the easiest thing.

Ubuntu is popular but I wouldn’t necessarily say easiest. Something like Linux Mint would probably be simpler.

i game,i use brave browser,i pirate games and software. i also like that my hoarded pirated binaries of games and software will work even years later on windows without too much effort.

My child, you’ve come home.

i use an hp printer,and need to be able to use it on linux.

Stop using HP printers. That being said if it was made in the last 5 years it’ll probably work on Linux out of the box.

i expect to be able to use the laptop and not think about the os too much,meaning i wont distro hop or try to customize it too much. im fine with the terminal,my goal of using linux is being far from malware.

I’m a big fan of immutable distros like Bazzite and Bluefin. They’re so stable they’re almost boring. As far as malware goes I would say standard rules apply: scan random binaries before execution, run normal operations as non-root/unprivileged users, patch regularly.